The Places One Does Not Simply Go The Lord of the Rings Retro T-Shirt

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One Does Not Simply Wear a Boring T-Shirt.

The The Places One Does Not Simply Go The Lord of the Rings Retro T-Shirt is the ultimate guide to Middle-earth’s no-go zones—because let’s face it, some places are just bad vacation ideas. Whether it’s the fiery pits of Mordor, the spider-infested Mirkwood, or Gollum’s personal swimming hole, this tee reminds us that even the bravest adventurers have their limits.

With a vintage-inspired design that blends classic fantasy vibes with one of the most meme-worthy quotes in history, this shirt is perfect for LOTR fans, adventure seekers, and anyone who understands that shortcuts make long delays. Whether you’re trekking to Mount Doom, avoiding sketchy door-to-door wizards, or just flexing your legendary geek cred, this tee is a must-have.

So grab yours, keep your feet on the road, and remember: it’s not the journey, it’s where NOT to go!

Product Detail

Material100% cotton, some products include Polyester to enhance durability.
ColorA variety of colors are available, depending on the style you choose
SizeVarious Size (From S to 5XL)
StyleHoodies, Tank Tops, Youth Tees, Long Sleeve Tees, Sweatshirts, Unisex V-necks, T-shirts, and more.
BrandTeesinspired
ImportedFrom the United States
Care Instructions
  • Machine wash at max. 30ºC/86ºF with short spin cycle, inside out with like colors
  • Do not use bleach
  • Do not iron
  • Do not dry clean
  • Do not tumble dry

SHIPPING POLICY

SHIPPING COST?

The shipping cost within the U.S. is: 5.95 USD + 2 USD per additional item

For international shipping: from 9.95 USD + 3.95 USD per additional item

WHERE DO WE DELIVER?

We provide worldwide shipping.

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ItemHandling time (Mon-Fri)Shipping time ( Mon-Fri )
Apparel 2D, Tshirt, Hat, Cap, Sweatshirt, Hoodie...1-3 days3 -7 days
Mug2-3 days3-7 days
Poster, Canvas1-3 days3 -7 days
Hats2-3 days6-8 days
Bedding6-8 days7-15 days
All over print product ( Hawaiian shirt, Shoes, Jersey, Ugly Sweater, House Flag, Garden Flag, 3D Product, 3D T-shirt, 3D Hoodie, Tumbler, Crocs...)6-9 days10 -15 days

Other Countries:

Handling time (Mon-Fri): 2-9 days

Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ): 15-30 days.

Note: The public holidays, destination countries and couriers will be affected the shipping time too.

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