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Ouchie Monty Python and the Holy Grail Retro Shirt

Ouchie Monty Python and the Holy Grail Retro Shirt

Size Guide

Size Chart

SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
S17.7 in29.7 in
M19.7 in30.9 in
L21.7 in31.5 in
XL24.4 in32.3 in
2XL25.5 in34.43 in
3XL28.7 in35.2 in
4XL30.3 in35.4 in
5XL31.1 in36.6 in
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
S45 cm75.4 cm
M50 cm78.5 cm
L55.1 cm80 cm
XL62 cm82 cm
2XL64 cm87.1 cm
3XL72.9 cm89.4 cm
4XL77 cm89.9 cm
5XL79 cm93 cm
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
S17.25 in25.5 in
M19.25 in26 in
L21.25 in27 in
XL23.25 in28 in
2XL25.25 in28.5 in
3XL27.25 in29 in
  • 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey 99% cotton, 1% polyester
  • Feminine 1/2 inch rib mid scoop neck; sideseamed with slightly tapered Missy fit
  • Double-needle stitching throughout; seamless rib at neck
  • Decoration Type: Digital Print
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
S43.8 cm64.8 cm
M48.9 cm66 cm
L54 cm68.6 cm
XL59 cm71 cm
2XL64 cm71.8 cm
3XL69.2 cm73.7 cm
  • 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey 99% cotton, 1% polyester
  • Feminine 1/2 inch rib mid scoop neck; sideseamed with slightly tapered Missy fit
  • Double-needle stitching throughout; seamless rib at neck
  • Decoration Type: Digital Print
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
S20 in26 in
M22 in27 in
L24 in28 in
XL26 in29 in
2XL28 in30 in
3XL30 in32 in
4XL32 in33 in
5XL34 in34 in
  • 8 oz; 55% cotton/45% polyester
  • Air jet yarn for a softer feel and no pilling
  • 1x1 athletic rib cuffs and waistband with spandex; Double-needle stitching
  • Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
S50.8 cm66 cm
M55.9 cm68.6 cm
L61 cm71.1 cm
XL66 cm73.7 cm
2XL71.1 cm76.2 cm
3XL76.2 cm81.3 cm
4XL81.3 cm83.8 cm
5XL86.4 cm86.4 cm
  • 8 oz; 55% cotton/45% polyester
  • Air jet yarn for a softer feel and no pilling
  • 1x1 athletic rib cuffs and waistband with spandex; Double-needle stitching
  • Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
S20 in26 in
M22 in27 in
L24 in28 in
XL26 in29 in
2XL28 in30 in
3XL30 in32 in
4XL32 in33 in
5XL34 in34 in
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
S50.8 cm66 cm
M55.9 cm68.6 cm
L61 cm71.1 cm
XL66 cm73.7 cm
2XL71.1 cm76.2 cm
3XL76.2 cm81.3 cm
4XL81.3 cm83.8 cm
5XL86.4 cm86.4 cm
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
S18 in28 in
M20 in29 in
L22 in30 in
XL24 in31 in
2XL26 in32 in
3XL28 in33 in
4XL30 in34 in
5XL32 in35 in
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
S45.7 cm71.1 cm
M50.8 cm73.7 cm
L55.9 cm76.2 cm
XL61 cm78.7 cm
2XL66 cm81.3 cm
3XL71.1 cm83.8 cm
4XL76.2 cm86.4 cm
5XL81.3 cm88.9 cm
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
YXS15 in18 in
YS15.5 in19 in
YM16 in21 in
YL18 in23 in
YXL19 in25 in
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
YXS38 cm46 cm
YS39.5 cm48 cm
YM41 cm53 cm
YL46 cm58 cm
YXL48 cm63 cm
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
XS16 in27 in
S18 in28 in
M20 in29 in
L22 in30 in
XL24 in31 in
2XL26 in32 in
3XL28 in33 in
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
XS40.6 cm68.6 cm
S45.7 cm71 cm
M50.8 cm73.6 cm
L55.9 cm76.2 cm
XL61 cm78.7 cm
2XL71 cm83.8 cm
3XL81.3 cm81.3 cm
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
XS14 in27 in
S15 in27.5 in
M16 in28 in
L17 in28.5 in
XL18 in29 in
2XL19 in29.5 in
  • 4 oz, 60% combed ring-spun cotton/40% polyester jersey
  • 30 singles
  • Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage; Runs small, we suggest ordering up
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
XS35.6 cm68.6 cm
S38 cm69.8 cm
M40.6 cm71.1 cm
L43.2 cm72.4 cm
XL45.7 cm73.7 cm
2XL48.3 cm74.9 cm
  • 4 oz, 60% combed ring-spun cotton/40% polyester jersey
  • 30 singles
  • Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage; Runs small, we suggest ordering up
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
YS17 in20 in
YM17.5 in22 in
YL18.5 in23 in
YXL20.5 in24.5 in
  • 7.75-ounce, 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • No drawcord on kids' hoodies
  • We suggest ordering one or two sizes up for a fuller fit; Please refer to size chart for actual garment measurements
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZEWIDTHLENGTH
YS43.2 cm50.8 cm
YM44.5 cm55.9 cm
YL47.0 cm58.4 cm
YXL52.1 cm62.2 cm
  • 7.75-ounce, 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • No drawcord on kids' hoodies
  • We suggest ordering one or two sizes up for a fuller fit; Please refer to size chart for actual garment measurements
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
Unisex
Classic T-shirt
Classic T-shirt +
Premium T-shirt +
Long Sleeve T-Shirt +
Crewneck Sweatshirt +
Unisex Hoodie +
Tank Top +
White
SSize Guide
  • $19.95
Quantity:
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“Tis but a scratch!”

The Ouchie Monty Python and the Holy Grail Retro Shirt delivers medieval mayhem with a side of absurdity—featuring the most iconic flesh wound in cinematic history. Whether you’re missing a limb or just your sanity, this tee is a cheeky tribute to the Black Knight’s unbeatable (but highly questionable) determination.

Perfect for fans of British comedy, rubber swords, and logic-defying duels, this shirt brings vintage style and maximum quoteability to your quest for the Holy Grail.

Whether you’re galloping with coconuts or arguing about swallows, this tee lets the world know you’re still standing… kinda.

Warning: May cause spontaneous “None shall pass!” declarations and fits of inappropriate laughter.

Because even after the tenth “ouchie,” you still fight on.

Product Detail

Material100% cotton, some products include Polyester to enhance durability.
ColorA variety of colors are available, depending on the style you choose
SizeVarious Size (From S to 5XL)
StyleHoodies, Tank Tops, Youth Tees, Long Sleeve Tees, Sweatshirts, Unisex V-necks, T-shirts, and more.
BrandTeesinspired
ImportedFrom the United States
Care Instructions
  • Machine wash at max. 30ºC/86ºF with short spin cycle, inside out with like colors
  • Do not use bleach
  • Do not iron
  • Do not dry clean
  • Do not tumble dry

SHIPPING POLICY

SHIPPING COST?

The shipping cost within the U.S. is: 5.95 USD + 2 USD per additional item

For international shipping: from 9.95 USD + 3.95 USD per additional item

WHERE DO WE DELIVER?

We provide worldwide shipping.

Shipping time

US Regions:

ItemHandling time (Mon-Fri)Shipping time ( Mon-Fri )
Apparel 2D, Tshirt, Hat, Cap, Sweatshirt, Hoodie...1-3 days3 -7 days
Mug2-3 days3-7 days
Poster, Canvas1-3 days3 -7 days
Hats2-3 days6-8 days
Bedding6-8 days7-15 days
All over print product ( Hawaiian shirt, Shoes, Jersey, Ugly Sweater, House Flag, Garden Flag, 3D Product, 3D T-shirt, 3D Hoodie, Tumbler, Crocs...)6-9 days10 -15 days

Other Countries:

Handling time (Mon-Fri): 2-9 days

Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ): 15-30 days.

Note: The public holidays, destination countries and couriers will be affected the shipping time too.

Delivered

Total delivery time= Handling time + Shipping time

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